1984

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TOTALITARIANISM FOR DUMMIES
2/24/2003
In a brave move by the literary publishers the book 1984 has been re-branded and re-marketed as "totalitarianism for dummies"

Now in a bright yellow cover with a photograph of George Bush emblazoned across it with the slogan "I did it and I can't even pass high school exams" the book explains in easy terms and step by step guides how to control your population with a state of "Permanent War", how to set up your own "Ministry of Truth" and how to control the minds of your minions with Doublethink.

The thought police and ministry of truth have been merged into one by the president as the homeland security department and plans are underway to install a two way screen into the homes of millions of gullible Americans for their own safety.

Terrorism is now the ever changing enemy shifting seamlessly from Osama Bin-Laden to the equally evil and tyrannical despot Sadam Hussein. In a rather clever move Bush has even managed to convince the UN security Council to disarm a nation before invading, therefore allowing Bush to take over the oil fields with little or no resistance from the unarmed, hungry, Iraq population.