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Rense: Bring Us The Head Of Osama bin Laden by Kurt Nimmo
Have you heard the news?

We won't have to worry about that slippery eel Osama anymore.

According to Jane Wardell of the Associated Press, an Islamic news agency in London has released yet another Osama tape (no doubt there will soon be an Osama's greatest hits tape released).

On this latest tape bin Laden supposedly tells us he will die as a martyr "in the eagle's belly," which I guess means he will die here, in the US. In Washington, so-called "counterterrorism officials" (read: CIA guys who know about this kind of stuff because they invented a lot of it) are supposedly reviewing the tape.

Now, since Osama is a CIA asset, this latest tape can only mean one of two things:

1: Osama is about to be retired, which is to say there will be no more tapes, no more Osama sightings (these are a lot like Elvis sightings), and a lot less talk about him in the corporate media.

Actually, Bush stopped talking about Osama a long time ago. He'd rather talk about Saddam. If polls mean anything (even though it's difficult to tell the rigged polls from the real polls), a lot of Americans think Saddam and Osama are the same person, plus (thanks to Colin's UN presentation) more and more of us think we should go it alone and bomb the bejesus out of Iraq -- you know just in case they have WMD, even though trained guys with specialized equipment can't find any. Better to be safe than sorry, right?

2: There's just too many Osamas.

Osama, Osama, who's the real Osama? There's the CIA Osama, and then there's the Osama who delivers coded messages to his forces of darkness. Is the latest Osama tape real, or fake? Since Osama is a mythical figure these days, it's way too easy for people to invoke him for any number of reasons. It really is a problem, especially for Bush. He never mentions Osama these days, so it's time for Osama to exit stage right.

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